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[clusterfuck] - Ain't no Fun if the Homeys Can't Have None
1 for the Money, 2 for the Bitches, 3 to get Ready and 4 to Hit the Switches
tetsuyaxkomuro
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[clusterfuck]
Dear Yoshiki:

I'm sorry your fans are batshit insane. I pity you. I wish I could be your decoy, and like, smite them for you. Smiting is fun.
I don't know what it is about you (probably your money and your fame cos your dick is so tiny lolz) that makes them nuts, but...fucking hell. The majority of them are just...way out there.
But, rest assured, you have a few fans out there that aren't after your money or your tiny pathetic cock. 
Go do something to make you feel better, like get naked and bend over for TK. Or molest your supple young Koreans. Or fap and angst on your piano.

Love, kisses, roses and fluffy bunnies,

Yosh, your bustier, bitchier twin.


As an added bonus, another open letter!

To Yoshiki's Batshit Insane Fanbase:

I HATE YOU ALL. GET A FUCKING CLUE. GET THERAPY. GO DIE. I DON'T CARE. JUST STOP EXISTING.
You make me die inside. ;_;

No love,

Yosh.


Rabid fans should be like, boiled alive in a vat of grease or something. Or tied to a stake and forced to watch and listen to Marc Panther have sex. :D

EDIT: For the record you fucking morons, Yoshiki does not have a daughter. Daughter is the name of the VOCALIST FOR VIOLET UK.
[napoleon dynamite] IDIOTS. [/napoleon dynamite]

Current Mood: annoyed annoyed
Current Music: access - NAKED DESIRE

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cfchan From: cfchan Date: August 28th, 2005 12:25 am (UTC) (Link)
I take it that you've seen this.... XD

http://www.livejournal.com/users/keiyoru/13608.html

tetsuyaxkomuro From: tetsuyaxkomuro Date: August 28th, 2005 12:30 am (UTC) (Link)
Yes. And I want to give her a painful stabbity death...IMPALED ON MARC PANTHER'S COCK LOLZ.

*weeps silently for her twin's sanity*
lucidean From: lucidean Date: August 28th, 2005 08:23 am (UTC) (Link)
That sort of reminds of the girl who was trying to, I don't know, control Kozi's mind through physics? Something like that anyway.
Very odd.
kamagrian From: kamagrian Date: August 28th, 2005 04:29 pm (UTC) (Link)
probably is the same girl because the link cfchan posted is to the psycho kozi fangirl who did like mathematics of kozi's mind and other random shit about how she's going to stalk him and marry him... x.x;;
sweet_flesh From: sweet_flesh Date: August 28th, 2005 12:28 am (UTC) (Link)
Rabid fans should be like, boiled alive in a vat of grease or something. Or tied to a stake and forced to watch and listen to Marc Panther have sex. :D

Amen to that.
tetsuyaxkomuro From: tetsuyaxkomuro Date: August 28th, 2005 12:32 am (UTC) (Link)
*titter* I think of the best stuff when I'm angry. Or drunk. Or sleep deprived. God I want a shot of Jack Daniels now.
sweet_flesh From: sweet_flesh Date: August 28th, 2005 12:35 am (UTC) (Link)
Ah, same here. Although I don't realize it half the time. XD;

Jack Daniels is life.♥
cfchan From: cfchan Date: September 14th, 2005 06:27 am (UTC) (Link)

Because I know you will piss yourself when you read this...

Kurosaki You: fuck you, Sid is MY Gackt! >< You've got Ami who you stole from me as well.
Cha Fujimura: ....
Cha Fujimura: Excuuuuuuse me?
Kurosaki You: You heard me. ><
Cha Fujimura: 1. Ami never liked you, which she voiced behind your back several times.
Cha Fujimura: 2. I've known Sid for a while now, and she happens to be my Gackt in another rp
Cha Fujimura: 3. Sid was the one that INVITED ME to join this rp
Cha Fujimura: because SHE wanted me HERE
Cha Fujimura: So I suggest you bite your tongue little girl.
Kurosaki You: Why must you steal MY Gackts?!
Kurosaki You: ><
Cha Fujimura: I didn't IM you
Cha Fujimura: I never IM you, because I don't like talking to you.
Cha Fujimura: Being in the same rp as you doesn't mean I have to like you, I only have to be civil. Which is what I have always been to you. Which is what I will continue to be to you, unless you continue to harass me.
Cha Fujimura: Now if you will excuse me, I have to get back to a rather important RP... JRRP infact as I am their new Cha
Kurosaki You: That's because I'm better rper than you are and I don't take other people's Gackts from them. You evil thing, I don't care, you only think about yourself.
Kurosaki You: Like I care


XDDDDDDDDDD
tetsuyaxkomuro From: tetsuyaxkomuro Date: September 16th, 2005 11:53 pm (UTC) (Link)

Re: Because I know you will piss yourself when you read this...

God she makes no sense at all. I'm so glad she doesn't talk to me anymore.
From: kurenai_neko Date: January 8th, 2006 11:59 pm (UTC) (Link)
Some people (not talking about anyone here) seriously need to 1/ get a reality check. I mean I don't have reality straight, but I'm not that delusional and clueless to believe that Yoshiki would give a flying **** about what I'm doing or not doing (duh!!), 2/ get a life outside of fandom. I don't have a life outside of being bored in general and living with my books and movies, but I don't live and breath for my idol *shakes head in disgust* and 3/ stop taking everything about their idols so GODDAMN SERIOUS!!! I mean, most if not all of us here, love Yoshiki's work and the pleasurable music he brings into the world, but we do NOT see ourselves as his spouce (as a 14 year old declared to me about being Johnny Depp's spouce in the future) and we DO NOT depend on Yoshiki to fullfil our lives or even to breath.... *wanders off, mumbling something sour about "stupid people"*
From: kisa_the_cute Date: January 19th, 2006 02:09 am (UTC) (Link)
Amen to that. I usually wouldn't post about silliness like this, but I just have to say...that...thing...that that girl wrote...was the most delusional and terrifying thing I have EVER read in an LJ. I'm sheltered, I guess. But she was just so CALM and RATIONAL (well, you know what I mean) about it, it gave me serious chills. She believed every word. God, I hope she gets help before she hurts someone.
RUN, YOSHIKI! RUN FOR YOUR LIIIFFFEEEEE!!!
Who IS this girl...controlling Kozi's brain?! What?! Do I even want to know?
From: kurenai_neko Date: January 20th, 2006 02:28 pm (UTC) (Link)
I don't want to know who she is, but I hope she gets help and soon.
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