I'm sorry your fans are batshit insane. I pity you. I wish I could be your decoy, and like, smite them for you. Smiting is fun.
I don't know what it is about you (probably your money and your fame cos your dick is so tiny lolz) that makes them nuts, but...fucking hell. The majority of them are just...way out there.
But, rest assured, you have a few fans out there that aren't after your money or your
Go do something to make you feel better, like get naked and bend over for TK. Or molest your supple young Koreans. Or fap and angst on your piano.
Love, kisses, roses and fluffy bunnies,
Yosh, your bustier, bitchier twin.( As an added bonus, another open letter!Collapse )
Rabid fans should be like, boiled alive in a vat of grease or something. Or tied to a stake and forced to watch and listen to Marc Panther have sex. :DEDIT
: For the record you fucking morons, Yoshiki does not have a daughter. Daughter is the name of the VOCALIST FOR VIOLET UK.
[napoleon dynamite] IDIOTS. [/napoleon dynamite]
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